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Putin’s Birthday Bash
Last Updated on Friday, 8 October 2010 07:15 Written by Dave Carter Friday, 8 October 2010 07:15
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women calenders. You know, sometimes we think being a fabulously wealthy Russian oligarch would be kind of cool.
It was Vladimir Putin’s 58th birthday yesterday. What, it didn’t pop up on your Facebook Events? For the occasion, several Russian girls from the Moscow State University journalism school celebrated in style by sending him a calender full of pictures. Of themselves. In lingerie. This is what is called a “career move” in Russia. A different girl was featured every month, and as you would assume if you’ve ever watched women’s tennis, it was hot as hell.
“Vladimir Vladimirovich, WE LOVE YOU!” was splashed across the cover, and each girl included their own personal message. “You only get better with the years,” wrote one Siberian smokeshow. “The fires are out, but I’m still burning,” said another, referencing a recent Russian forest fire. Pickup lines appear to be far less developed in Russia. Kind of like their economy! Hey-o!
Of course, some buzzkills in a rival journalism clique at MSU put out their own calender with everyone dressed in dark clothing, with their mouths taped shut. Their personal messages brought up things like “political oppression,” “state-sponsored murder,” and other decidedly un-hot things. Love the S&M references, ladies, but at least take off your clothes if your making a political point! It works for PETA and whatever it is they stand for.
Yeah, Russia’s a pretty messed up place. But power sure has its perks. And if you can’t be on top, hey, you can always just remove it. Your top, that is.
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Putin’s Birthday Bash
Last Updated on Friday, 8 October 2010 07:15 Written by Dave Carter Friday, 8 October 2010 07:15
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women calenders. You know, sometimes we think being a fabulously wealthy Russian oligarch would be kind of cool.
It was Vladimir Putin’s 58th birthday yesterday. What, it didn’t pop up on your Facebook Events? For the occasion, several Russian girls from the Moscow State University journalism school celebrated in style by sending him a calender full of pictures. Of themselves. In lingerie. This is what is called a “career move” in Russia. A different girl was featured every month, and as you would assume if you’ve ever watched women’s tennis, it was hot as hell.
“Vladimir Vladimirovich, WE LOVE YOU!” was splashed across the cover, and each girl included their own personal message. “You only get better with the years,” wrote one Siberian smokeshow. “The fires are out, but I’m still burning,” said another, referencing a recent Russian forest fire. Pickup lines appear to be far less developed in Russia. Kind of like their economy! Hey-o!
Of course, some buzzkills in a rival journalism clique at MSU put out their own calender with everyone dressed in dark clothing, with their mouths taped shut. Their personal messages brought up things like “political oppression,” “state-sponsored murder,” and other decidedly un-hot things. Love the S&M references, ladies, but at least take off your clothes if your making a political point! It works for PETA and whatever it is they stand for.
Yeah, Russia’s a pretty messed up place. But power sure has its perks. And if you can’t be on top, hey, you can always just remove it. Your top, that is.
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Depressed? Go Suck a Dick!
Last Updated on Sunday, 3 October 2010 04:00 Written by Dave Carter Sunday, 3 October 2010 04:00
Next time your girlfriend (who are we kidding, none of you have girlfriends) tells you that she had a rough day on the job, and you tell her “sweetheart, I got a job for you RIGHT HERE,” you’re actually doing her a tremendous favor.
It turns out man-juice is a great pick-me-up. Psychology Today reports that women who don’t use condoms are less likely to become depressed or suicidal, which has led some researchers to conclude that semen is chock full of mood-enhancers. Scientific American backed the article, with a list of 50 different chemicals that nobody except the type that subscribe to Scientific American would understand. And although swallowing it never hurt anyone, its ideally absorbed through the vagina, which is full of “arteries, nerve vessels, and lymph nodes.” For anyone confused: it’s why you die if you chug beer with your ass.
Study author Gordon G. Gallup – who may or may not be making this all up so he can bang his wife without a raincoat – also found that girls who had sex without condoms would actually become more depressed between sexual encounters, meaning they would actually get a physical dependency on it. In fact, he found that the 293 condom-less college chicks he interviewed were more likely to get back on the prowl right after a breakup. So don’t worry! You’re not a rebound guy! You’re just a quick fix of dick for a fiending drug addict.
Now, we’re not suggesting you throw out your pack of Trojans just yet. Condoms are still pretty damn important, especially if you want to stay clean enough to make it in the porn industry some day. But remember: cum is a helluva drug. Maybe this explains why fat chicks are so jolly all the time.
Depressed? Go Suck a Dick! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog