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A survey released this week showed that only about third of Americans knew what the first book of the bible is. That doesn’t say much for a country that hangs onto “In God we Trust” harder than the girls yank meatsticks in tugjob compilations. I wonder if Americans are aware of simple vulgarities they roll off their tongue on TV. Scumbag, jizz-sleeve, cum-catcher, and condom all have the same meaning but only two can be said on network TV. So I guess that answers that. Also, if you think the title of this column has anything to do with oral sex; I sentence you to watching an hour of Hillary Scott videos with a hard cover collegiate dictionary balanced on your cock! Court adjourned!

This leads to the most illiterate literary lioness I have heard of since Suzanne Summers-Snooki?!  A novel written by a slut who admits to only having read two can only mean one thing: ghost writer. Let’s be brutal here; the only we want to find out from inside Snooki’s head is how many Valtrex does it take to keep her lips (bow and stern) from exploding with sores like Peter North explodes with cream.

Just when I think a week is as weird as it can get; I take a break from gangbangs and Russian creampies and turn on CNN for some laughs. This one did it- the first man to throw his hat into the ring for the 2012 Presidential race: Robert Burke! Who??  The legend of Times Square also known as The Naked Cowboy!  In boots, hat, and tighty whiteys; Burke and his guitar are a world famous tourist attraction(much like Snooki’s lips). Lesser known for a degree in political science and being a well-read Conservative Burke is serious about his run at the White House.  But then again I’m serious about sodomizing Robin Meade from CNN…

Okay, as daggers are stared at me it’s time for random spunk splashes and a wrap-up. Paris “The Teflon Tramp” and her boy-toy of the week bounced their car off a photographer last night and while the hit and run was caught on tape there’s debate on if charges are to be filed?! Jenny McCarthy feels bad that she doesn’t have a sextape. Don’t we all Jenny, Don’t we all. Ciao!

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A survey released this week showed that only about third of Americans knew what the first book of the bible is. That doesn’t say much for a country that hangs onto “In God we Trust” harder than the girls yank meatsticks in tugjob compilations. I wonder if Americans are aware of simple vulgarities they roll off their tongue on TV. Scumbag, jizz-sleeve, cum-catcher, and condom all have the same meaning but only two can be said on network TV. So I guess that answers that. Also, if you think the title of this column has anything to do with oral sex; I sentence you to watching an hour of Hillary Scott videos with a hard cover collegiate dictionary balanced on your cock! Court adjourned!

This leads to the most illiterate literary lioness I have heard of since Suzanne Summers-Snooki?!  A novel written by a slut who admits to only having read two can only mean one thing: ghost writer. Let’s be brutal here; the only we want to find out from inside Snooki’s head is how many Valtrex does it take to keep her lips (bow and stern) from exploding with sores like Peter North explodes with cream.

Just when I think a week is as weird as it can get; I take a break from gangbangs and Russian creampies and turn on CNN for some laughs. This one did it- the first man to throw his hat into the ring for the 2012 Presidential race: Robert Burke! Who??  The legend of Times Square also known as The Naked Cowboy!  In boots, hat, and tighty whiteys; Burke and his guitar are a world famous tourist attraction(much like Snooki’s lips). Lesser known for a degree in political science and being a well-read Conservative Burke is serious about his run at the White House.  But then again I’m serious about sodomizing Robin Meade from CNN…

Okay, as daggers are stared at me it’s time for random spunk splashes and a wrap-up. Paris “The Teflon Tramp” and her boy-toy of the week bounced their car off a photographer last night and while the hit and run was caught on tape there’s debate on if charges are to be filed?! Jenny McCarthy feels bad that she doesn’t have a sextape. Don’t we all Jenny, Don’t we all. Ciao!

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Right and wrong are often gray areas as we enter the second decade of the 21^st century. Sleeping with your sister in law is good example. Most of us men at least entertain the idea. (Think about it-there you go) And it happens fairly often.  Right or wrong? I believe it is one of reasons why no fault divorce laws were created. Word to the wives- don’t let your little sister stay too long! What about anal sex? Hillary Scott and Bree Olsen may scream for more man- meat in the backside but when a District Attorney calls it sodomy it could be you taking in the tail-pipe, depending on your location.

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However, even the most depraved shit-fuck should find this idea a turn-off. You are convicted of murder and sentenced to die by lethal injection based not on DNA evidence but on the music you listened to, the videos you watched, and the books you read while pulling your pud with a lubed up Mr. Potato Head. Right or Wrong?

Well, on Sept. 30. we shall see if the state of Arkansas can answer my metaphorical question. Gov. Mike Beebe has appointed Special Justice Jeff Priebe to hear the appeal of Damien Echols who was sentenced to die in one of America’s most tragic blindfolded gang-fucks of lady justice in recent history.  Why should you give a shit about the case of the Damien Echols and the West Memphis Three? Because it’s the right thing to do. Also, while porn has become much more accepted and mainstream, Sasha Grey may be on HBO and Jenna Haze on G4 but porn fans are not on the Today show right after Mr. Moviephone doing reviews. The horror of the WM3 could happen to anyone, at anytime, when scapegoats are needed. So when you’re done with the latest Niki Belucci video check out one of the Facebook pages related to the upcoming hearing, or wm3.org and get involved.

Now random blasts of ball batter time! To Ines Sainz AND the New York Jets- the only thing that has been proven here is that both sides should probably be seen and not heard. Last but not least, to the psycho-twat who put acid on her own face and the sent the cops on a wild goose chase- what a fucked up way to get free plastic surgery! Also, you have proven you’re ugly inside and out. Ciao!

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